not lost.



is why

i am an evangelist for

the oxford comma


that beloved

savior of clarity

in our sometimes

inscrutable world


for now

let’s put aside

the dearth of punctuation


i know

i know :)


but in another

realm of my life

i am quick

 to mentally

unleash a red pen

upon ill-formed

collections of words




why wouldn’t

a person

rather err

on the side

of greater clarity

instead of less


especially when

so little effort

is needed


i mean

it’s a


one an-other

monopoly's boot